You wish to know more about me, goodman? Well, that’s a given, after all I’m the only man to have ever scaled Mount Everest in a tuxedo, seen all eight wonders of the world (on the back of a bear, no less), believed it’s not butter, held the record for the longest stretch of windsurfing in the Sahara Desert, reconciled a cobra and mongoose (thus saving their marriage), and trained a Lannister how to fence completely handless.